In July 2018, The Cranky Creative blog debuted as a place for copywriters, graphic designers, and other creatives to find comfort and community when our jobs got us down. Its raison d’être was:
“Let’s find solutions to the challenges that keep us from doing our best work and being the happy creatives we are.”
Today, The Cranky Creative blog is also home to a growing number of TV ad reviews. Why ad reviews? Because creatives make the ads, and every one of us — creative or not — has to watch them.
I think most of today’s advertising is terrible . . . and I’d like to try and make it better.
Join me and let’s have some fun along the way!
Rob Rhode is The Cranky Creative
Rob is (ahem! was) a freelance copywriter who spent more than 30 years writing and directing creative campaigns for brands large and small. His expertise in the field has shaped not only industry practices, but also marketing education content.
Rob’s techniques, tools, and templates have been used to teach master’s-level marketing courses; in January 2024, he was interviewed by The Telegraph (UK) for an article on the dubious quality of today’s TV commercials; and more recently, his blog was quoted in Jeremy Carl’s new book, The Unprotected Class: How Anti-White Racism Is Tearing America Apart.
He currently blogs from a sun-bleached bar stool in Florida.
Find out why he started The Cranky Creative.
In his spare time, Rob enjoys going to the beach and hiking (in sandals, of course) at parks and nature trails. He finds most advertising insufferable and his favorite band is Dorothy.
To get in touch, send an email to rob@thecrankycreative.com. Otherwise, start reading!
Below: The Cranky Creative’s unofficial theme song — “Black Sheep” by Dorothy.
Lyrics:
[Intro]
Hail, hail, the black sheep
We are blood, we are family
[Verse 1]
Call me an outcast, call me a freak
Watch those bullets ricochet straight off of me
‘Cause I belong
Where right is wrong
No lost cause like the good book say
Don’t give a damn what people think
I march alone
To a different song
[Pre-Chorus]
Whoa, I feel it deep in my bones
I was born to break
Every curse, every chain
So I’m singin’
[Chorus]
Hail, hail, the black sheep
We are blood, we are family
Pray the Lord my soul to keep
Hail, hail, the black sheep
Thicker than water, thick as thieves
Oh, how the river runs deep
We are blood, we are family
Hail, hail, the black sheep
[Verse 2]
Can’t shut me up, won’t bite my tongue
Speak my truth ’til the day is done
I’m not ashamed
I own my pain
Never was lost, but I found my way
Always knew I’d show my scars one day
For the rules I broke
Helped me build my throne
[Pre-Chorus]
Whoa, and I’m right where I belong
Now I’m singin’
[Chorus]
Hail, hail, the black sheep
We are blood, we are family
Pray the Lord my soul to keep
Hail, hail, the black sheep
Thicker than water, thick as thieves
Oh, how the river runs deep
We are blood, we are family
Hail, hail, the black sheep
[Bridge]
Hail
The black sheep, yeah
Hail
The black sheep, oh yeah
From the streets to the gutters
We’re sisters and brothers
One nation under one love, one color
Born to be (black sheep!)
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